Dream Garage: Police Edition

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 04/19/2016 at 23:39 • Filed to: Dream Garage

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I won’t be hanging around for this session, I’m exhausted. Anyways, you are in charge of choosing the new fleet for your area’s law enforcement. You can choose any THREE models from any Automakers. Vehicles must be on sale currently and you want these three vehicles to cover all your law enforcement needs since they will be the ONLY vehicles used for all police activity.

Remember that the community you’re serving (and currently residing in) knows exactly how much each vehicle costs to purchase, the fuel economy, emissions, up keep, specs, and so on. You want to make a great first impression on the community and all officers and staff.

Have at it, and good night Gang!

CodyVella > Wobbles the Mind 04/19/2016 at 23:47

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Hellcat Cherokee.

Hellcat Challenger.

Hellcat Charger.

We’re done here.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind 04/19/2016 at 23:48

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Lenco Bearcat

Chevy Tahoe PPV

Charger

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Wobbles the Mind 04/19/2016 at 23:53

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Edited or modern models

CodyVella > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/19/2016 at 23:53

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Local OPP in the Alliston area have the new Tahoes. They have chrome grilles and chrome rims and are all black or all silver. throws me off every time.

CB > Wobbles the Mind 04/19/2016 at 23:55

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Fusion Hybrid for around town and to save on gas while idling.

Explorer Police Interceptor for bigger stuff and K9.

And I guess V8 Chargers for more go.

Should suit Ottawa fine.

scoob > Wobbles the Mind 04/19/2016 at 23:55

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I will operate on the principle that if you disobey the law, YOU PAY THE PRICE. YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE. WE TAKE YOUR MONEY AND WE MAKE IT RAIN.

bob and john > Wobbles the Mind 04/19/2016 at 23:56

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hmm. for toronto

pick up: ram 1500 eco diesel. good for moving stuff around, we support the economy, decent for moving the horse trailers around, and diesel for fuel econ.

patrol car: this is the hardest one tbh. I want to say the taurus, police spec. this means eco-boost motor with a stripper interior. fast enough for partoling, comfy enough for sitting around, not an import, enough space for perps. + big boosty sedan

patrol bikes: BMW F800GS. austrian motor, cheap to run, the last, realtivly cheap to maintain, and good for both city and off-road work. reasonably quite as well.

lonestranger > Wobbles the Mind 04/19/2016 at 23:58

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Hmm. Today I Learned that the LH was sold in Europe as the Chrysler Vision .

Die-Trying > Wobbles the Mind 04/20/2016 at 00:01

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DrJohannVegas > Wobbles the Mind 04/20/2016 at 00:05

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AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Wobbles the Mind 04/20/2016 at 00:25

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Brabus Mercedes AMG G-Wagen for the SWAT team. Rugged as hell while also being blisteringly fast.

Gallardo for the charity events.

F10 M5 for everyday duties. Room in the back for crooks. Faster than most anything on the road. A large trunk for weapons. Lots of weapons. Don’t even try to outrun the police in this M5. You won’t escape.

And if the community members want to hate on this expensive fleet they can keep on hating. We’ll keep them safe as hell and in style.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > scoob 04/20/2016 at 00:26

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We have the same idea. Fuck the haters. We catch the crooks. Bag ‘em ‘n’ tag ‘em.

You wanna run? You can’t. Just try and outrun the police.

scoob > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 04/20/2016 at 00:30

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I think if we got the six of our cars lined up all facing the same direction and launched them all at the same time, we’d cause the Earth to spin the other way.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > scoob 04/20/2016 at 00:40

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So what you’re saying is we are both 50% Superman. I can roll with that. It’d probably be the day every single criminal ran scared from the police in unison haha.

facw > Wobbles the Mind 04/20/2016 at 00:41

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Keeping things simple, and European I guess. I’d like to have a chopper, but sadly I don’t think any automakers make one. The XC70 can do light offroading and handle snow, which I think is fine for the police.

Wheelerguy > Wobbles the Mind 04/20/2016 at 01:32

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I’m going to very slightly spruce up Caloocan City Police’s rozzermobiles.

Note: NV350 will get major rallying upgrades.

JDMatt > Wheelerguy 04/20/2016 at 03:06

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make the hilux into a monster truck so that metro manila traffic can’t stop it

JDMatt > Wobbles the Mind 04/20/2016 at 03:11

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Ford Taurus - because barely anybody except the cops buys them.

Chevy Caprice PPV - because only the Police can buy them; makes it easier to spot.

A stretch Limo - for the lulz.

Off topic: I hate how the police departments in California, especially the CHP keep buying ford explorers. I hate doing double-takes on black ford explorers only to find out that there’s a family inside.

Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind 04/25/2016 at 03:31

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Since this is about catching those who are breaking the rules, I’m going to break the rules myself because there’s some things that I think must be included...so let’s pretend its 1992. (Plus that makes all these import ready to the U.S. next year.)

For hauling criminals:

Put them in the back and find a road full of cobblestones. They’ll be so carsick by the end that it’ll be very easy to drag them into prison.

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For tiny city street chases:

Tight, nippy, quick, agile, all that you need for chasing down even the fastest supercars in tight quarters.

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For high speed chases and off-road pursuit:

Though only five were made, if we pretend it’s 1992 right now, I’m sure a commissioned order would result in a fleet of them, ready to take on the fastest chases and the roughest gravel paths to catch criminals. Also, AMG Merc V12, so parts should be relatively plentiful.

RT > Amoore100 06/01/2016 at 08:56

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This is just perfect!

I made a modernised version…

DS5

208 GTI

And Rally Fighter

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Amoore100 > RT 06/01/2016 at 10:19

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Haha, never thought of that! Good work! :)

Amoore100 > RT 06/16/2016 at 12:09

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I love it! Amazing how all of these cars have spiritual successors in a modern day form, though the DS5 no longer has hydros and the Rally Fighter just isn’t quite as...insane, unfortunately.

RT > Amoore100 06/16/2016 at 18:24

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We can go a few years back and swap the DS for a C6.

Nothing will top the Mega Track in terms of insanity though. When was the last time we had an offroad V12 supercar?

But yeah, this combo is one of my favourites. I remember being proud of myself for thinking of it.